Some Other Dude is proud to present our second in a series of One-Sided Interviews with key College Football figures. Being that we are just Some Other Dude with no access to anyone who has anything at all to do with FBS college football programs, the only kind of interviews we can do are one-sided. But, hey, why should we let the fact that our intended subject is not, and never will be, available to us stop us from asking the questions and letting you, the reader (yes, singular, maybe someday that can be plural) fantasize about his or her or its answer?
So, here is the second in our series of many one-sided interviews.
SOD: I am not joined today by the University of Arizona’s highly acclaimed linebacker, Philip “Scooby” Wright. Scooby, thank you for not joining us today and before we even get started on football, you’ve got to tell us the story behind “Scooby”. When did people start calling you Scooby and how did that name get saddled on you? Does everyone call you Scooby or are there some circles in which you are Philip?
SCOOBY WRIGHT: Not available for comment.
SOD: So, regarding football, we wish to congratulate you on the successes you have enjoyed so far in your college football career. Coming into the 2015 season you are one of the few consensus Pre-Season All-Americans appearing on just about everybody’s pre-season lists, yet, coming out of High School in 2012, you were not that highly touted. Even though your high school resume is quite impressive, being a league co-MVP and Cal State All-Star Team selection, just to name a few accomplishments, many of the recruiting services had you labeled as a 2 or 3 star prospect. Now, obviously, they got that wrong, but, looking back on it, do you think they were being stupid and overlooking your potential or do you think that you still had some growth and development to go through to reach the level at which you perform today?
SCOOBY WRIGHT: Not available for comment.
SOD: I think that’s terrific personal insight, Scooby, thank you for your honesty. Being that you are a pre-season All-American, that indicates you have already reached a level of high performance and are recognized as one of the best linebackers in the game today. This also indicates that you probably had a good chance of being a relatively high draft pick in last year’s NFL Draft. What was behind your decision to return to Arizona for your junior year and what do you hope to accomplish?
SCOOBY WRIGHT: Not available for comment.
SOD: Terrific, well we certainly wish you the best of luck in achieving those goals. Now, you mentioned your team a lot; Arizona has recently undergone a kind of revitalization and is once again becoming a relevant program in College Football; what can we realistically expect from the Wildcats this year? And do you see yourself playing in the FBS Playoffs before venturing on to the pros?
SCOOBY WRIGHT: Not available for comment.
SOD: Well, you do do battle in one of the toughest divisions in the FBS with a number of teams vying to become the Pac 12 South Champions. What has it been like being a part of this Arizona program as it becomes relevant once again? What role has Coach Rodriguez played in this revival and what role has contributions from players such as yourself played?
SCOOBY WRIGHT: Not available for comment.
SOD: Now, at the same time that the Wildcats have gotten better, so, too, has your in-state rivals the Arizona State Sun Devils gotten much better. Does that fact add to the fun and excitement and what do you think this rivalry does for the entire state of Arizona?
SCOOBY WRIGHT: Not available for comment.
SOD: So then, what’s next for Scooby Wright? Do you have a plan for your future? Is there any chance you are a Wildcat in 2016 – or is that not even on your radar at this time?
SCOOBY WRIGHT: Not available for comment.
SOD: Well, Scooby, that was fun. It was a pleasure not talking with you and we wish you the best of luck in 2015 and beyond.
So this concludes our second interview in the series. Thank you for reading. If you have any people or topics that you would like to see us cover in future interviews, please let us know. And, remember, … if you can’t spike the football, then spike the lemonade.